> be me, Börte, 25, lives in ger near Ulaanbaatar
>tfw no gf
>life is simple. herd goats, drink airag, watch sumo.
>favorite rikishi is Terunofuji. So majestic, so strong.
> spend hours online on shitty dial-up, lurking /sp/ and /int/
>mostly translate retarded takes for my cousins
>one day browsing /int/ see thread about 'Most Beautiful Women in Your Country'
>Mongolia thread filled with horse-faced landwhales and dudes cosplaying as warrior queens
>mfw
>decide to post pic of my goat, Baatar, captioned 'My Beautiful Mongolian Princess'
>lol, get like 200 upvotes and some dude saying 'Based goatposter'
>later that night, get a PM
>'Is that REALLY your goat? She's adorable!'
>it's a girl!
>from... America?
>claims to be doing PhD on nomadic pastoralism in Mongolia
>says Baatar reminds her of a goat she met in a remote village
>we start talking. for hours
>she's actually really cool. knows more about throat singing than I do.
>find out she's in Ulaanbaatar for fieldwork
>she asks if she can visit my ger and meet Baatar
>omg.jpg
>day comes, she arrives in a dusty jeep, looking way hotter than her profile pic
>long blonde hair, blue eyes
>carries a bag of goat treats
>she pets Baatar, Baatar loves her
>we drink airag, talk about Terunofuji, and argue over the best type of khuushuur
>suddenly not so lonely anymore
>she stays for several days, helps me herd goats, learns to milk the mare
>even tries throat singing (fails miserably, but it's cute)
>she leaves to go back to America
>I’m bummed. She promises to come back next summer.
>few months later, I get a package
>it's a Terunofuji mawashi signed by the rikishi himself
>attached note: 'See you soon, my nomadic warrior. Also, I learned basic Mongolian.'
>Feels good man.
>now just gotta learn to speak American…and maybe sell some goats for a plane ticket.
>ywn live alone with goats
>ywn get an american phd gf
>mongolian dream is real
I am a big fan of eye orbs