May 10th, 2024 - Futanari

As both a man, and as an aspiring philosopher, I’ve found myself struggling against the tides of society. Too often do I look at a world which does not evaluate me for who I am, but at a world which criticizes me for who I am not. I am but a man who enjoys net-gains; akin to one who wishes to have two dollars instead of one. When I look at the female sex, I notice a deficit; I notice room for improvement. The female sex is one which suffers from a fundamental flaw, that is, unlike men, they are solely able to be penetrated, as opposed to partaking in the act of penetration itself. This is, quite frankly, an act of fundamental sexism from nature itself. And it’s due to this that I’ve proposed the following solution to countless people. We must make futanari, hailing from a subgenre of Japanese erotic media, into reality. What the world needs is not new technology, not solar energy, not a reduction in global political tension, but women with corpus spongiosum. By introducing this into the world, sexism would be eliminated, for women would no longer be constrained to merely being penetrated, but could instead penetrate others. When I proposed this brilliant discovery to my high school last, I was mocked; I was called a homosexual. However, let me pose this question: How am I, a man seeking true gender equality, a homosexual? Is it homosexual of me to wish for greater women’s rights? I’d argue it’s not; as a matter of fact, I’d say it’s homosexual to not wish for futanari to become a reality. By not wishing for all women to have the male genitalia, you are effectively signifying that you prioritize men over women. You’re projecting onto the world that you care significantly more about men having penises than true gender equality. This obsession held by the masses is merely a mark that our society is promoting homosexuality. Our society is one that has men caring so little about women that they’d rather think about men’s genitalia than even picture such things on women. We no longer care about true gender equality in western society, and that’s why the world has become what we see now. If we are to not afford women the right to penetrate equally to men, then how are we to provide equal work opportunities to women? How are we to expect women to not be discriminated against in our society? Quite frankly, what we’re witnessing is not just a case of “Is Futanari gay?” but a case of “Is the majority of the male populace homosexual?”

February 9th, 2024 - My Review of A Kiss For the Petals

As tm of trademarkhell.net, it's my duty to be a paradigm of moral and ethical integrity, and as such, I feel as though it is my duty to highligh the dangers of profane content on our youth. A work colleague of mine, whom I'm not particularly close with, recently suggested that I watch the television show "A Kiss For The Petals", praising it in such a way that one usually only sees reserved for works such as The Godfather or Harakiri. Being the open minded and benevolent individual I am, I immediately legitimately purchased this film in 1080P BluRay and watched it. I'm not a film critique, nor am I degenerate, but I feel uniquely qualified to comment on this, for as someone who has never consumed media fit for such perverts, I bring a unique standpoint. And it is thanks to this standpoint, that I have determined this film to be the worst work of fiction I have ever seen. At the beginning we are introduced to two women, clearly under the age of 52, and thus not morally allowed to engage in sexual intercourse, engaging in sexual intercourse, IN A HEALTHCARE ENVIRONMENT. Not only is this in flagrant disregard of the Geneva Convention, but it also highlights that this was far from the wholesome Catholic romantic comedy that I was under the impression it was. Quite frankly, I can't sing a single praise about this scene, it was littered with jump cuts, and as a full-time sex haver, I can verify that the voice acting was subpar at best. The scene ultimately resulted in one of the characters getting sick, which made me assume this film would ultimately take the path of highlighting the dangers of sin, but NO, NO, the exact same whore comes back and offers this kind young woman a DASANI water bottle, a brand of water which comes directly from the lakes of hell. I simply cannot talk further on this work, it's a work designed for degenerates, lechers, and criminals, it's the worst work of fiction I've ever consumed. TM OUT. TRADEMARKHELL.NET 2/9/25